These lumps aren't for sale, Billy!

♡Welcome. The name is Kayla. Enjoy.♡

macintush:

"it’s pronounced like jif"

yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via shepherdtommy)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via tyleroakley)

zackisontumblr:

that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood

(via lost-my-life-to-fandoms)

thelittlearchangelthatcould:

I Was Going To Reblog That Post Until I Saw The String Of “You Are Heartless If You Don’t Reblog This” Comments And Now I’m Scrolling Past It Out Of Spite

a musical number written, arranged, and choreographed by me

(via lost-my-life-to-fandoms)

teutoniic:

un-toxicated:

finnharriesdick:

kissnecks:

there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures

yeah that’s called a gap year… don’t you have that?

Not in America…

what

(Source: maddylioness, via lost-my-life-to-fandoms)

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(via lost-my-life-to-fandoms)

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

(Source: clumsycarl, via fydnam)